sometimes-butts:

ibnuprofen:

hotdog-friend:

is that butter

no it’s stonehenge

I can’t believe it’s not butter

therealhamster:

being interrupted mid sentence

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(via ilivforthehungergames)

stunningpicture:

I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…
official-chipotle:

He’s so fucking frustrated
tastefullyoffensive:

Be nice to Frank. [caboosium]
noodlemurdoc:

Edward Scissorhands (1990)
blackdenimjeans:

asvpfrenchie:

disrespectful

I would have retired after that

danasaur-lester:

thehardcoredanosaur:

what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed

and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina

(Source: phanfrickintastic, via awkwardvagina)

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