boobs are ridiculous women should just have wings instead
(Source: brivid, via fake-mermaid)
no wonder they’re called oral presentations they suck dick
teacher: your homework will only have 4 problems!
homework: 1a 1b 1c 1d 1e 2a 2b 2c 2d 2e 3a 3b 3c 3d 3e 4a 4b 4c 4d 4e